2. Chipy has type 1000 constipation.
3. Chipy did a fart so big, NASA thought Donald Trump had fired a nuke.
4. Google Maps thought they had been hacked, because Scotland was green, but it was actually Chipy farting. In fact, Edinburgh had to be evacuated, because they thought it was an alien invasion.
5. Chipy gave his friend, Bubslo lung cancer because he did a fart.
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